Hypothetical

Let’s say I were to print up some complimintary tees for SXSW. If—hypothetically—you were to be in attendance, what size American Apparel tee would you claim?

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Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
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055 Comments

001

Hypothetically I’d say a medium. But, one never does know these things.

Author
Kyle
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:27 pm
002

Hypothetically I’d say a medium as well…

Author
Chris Drackett
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:28 pm
003

Hypothetically…a large

Author
Will
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:33 pm
004

I’d like to fool myself into thinking I’m hypothetically medium but I’ve come to accept the non-hypothetical reality that I’m a large.

Author
Jeremy Keith
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:36 pm
005

Hypothetically it might be funny if every comment started (and ended) with “hypothetically.”

(Oh and Jeremy sneaks one in before me! That was fun while it lasted ;D)

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:36 pm
006

hypothetically, a medium - they just changed their pattern and now the small is too long but not wide enough and the medium is still too long… sigh.

Author
Noel Jackson
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:41 pm
007

Hypothetically you could put me down for a medium as well.

Author
Dave S.
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:41 pm
008

I’m going to go with large. Hypothetically, of course.

Author
Dustin Brewer
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:42 pm
009

Hypothetically speaking, Large.

Author
W. Andrew Loe III
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:47 pm
010

Hypothectically speaking of course, I would wear a X-Large (when alistapart.com says cover their shame, I understand)

Author
Joshua Blount
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:47 pm
011

I just know I am going to be out of these before the end of breakfast on the first morning (if not the morning before). Hypothetically.

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:49 pm
012

I’m a women’s small. I am short. Most freebie tee shirts are like dresses on me. I might just haul my short self all the way to SXSW for a tee shirt in my size. Hypothetically.

Author
krystyn
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 8:59 pm
013

XL

Author
Wade Winningham
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:12 pm
014

As a hypothetical kind of guy, I’d say I’m a hypothetical small.

Hypothetically.

Author
Danny
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:20 pm
015

XL. I would cream my pants if you made me a Shaun Inman minty-tee.

Author
Michael Whalen
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:26 pm
016

Hypothetically, medium but it’ll depend on the amount of beer and fried foods consumed during SXSW.

Author
Scott
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:28 pm
017

but it’ll depend on the amount of beer and fried foods consumed during SXSW.

I hope the people who commented before you considered that.

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:33 pm
018

Medium. And I’d hypothetically take two…and pay for them.

Author
Josiah
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 9:45 pm
019

Hypothetically (very hypothetically, since I’m pretty sure I won’t be making it this year), I’d look dashing in a medium.

Hypothetically.

Author
Jason T Johnson
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 10:17 pm
020

Hypothetically, a medium would be sweet.

Author
James Asher
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 10:25 pm
021

The fact of the matter is that I wear a medium.

Author
Scott Nellé
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 10:28 pm
022

Largethetically, I’m usually a hypo.

Author
Pete
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 10:29 pm
023

Hypothetically, a small. I’m not certain I’ll attend, though (thus the “hypothetically”).

Author
Jeff Wheeler
Posted
Jan 22nd, 2008 11:13 pm
024

Realistically, I’m small. I end up passing on many shirts (gave away my twitter shirt last year) because they don’t have smalls.

Author
Daniel Morrison
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:24 am
025

I’m a small too so don’t worry, I won’t forget about the little guy.

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:36 am
026

Hypothetically speaking, I would like to be a Large, but in reality it is more like XXL or XXXL depending on how they run.

Author
John F Croston III
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:38 am
027

I normally wear a small, but I have noticed that AA runs a little small, so a medium for me. (I happen to know factually that I will not be there, but you could hypothetically get my address out of me if you were so inclined ;-)

Author
Wesley Walser
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 1:00 am
028

Large

Author
Kevin Tamura
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 2:43 am
029

Hypothetically I claim medium :)

Author
Geert Leyseele
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 3:33 am
030

Large here. :] I am well covered.

Author
Alex
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 4:48 am
031

Medium, I think. Hyper-pathetically.

Author
Matthew Pennell
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 4:49 am
032

in the hypothetical world in which we live in, i would say medium

Author
James Broad
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 5:07 am
033

Hypothetically? I need LARGE. Hyperbaric? Probably up to XXXXX-LARGE.

Author
Manuel Martensen
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 6:03 am
034

Hypothetically, probabilistically, scientifically, religiously, biometrically, acoustically, and thankfully medium.

Author
Rob Goodlatte
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 6:04 am
035

hypothetically, i’d beg on my knees not to be treated like an obese american (a practice i’m subjected to on any & all US-based t-shirt stores) and have enough S-sized t-shirts printed.

Author
me
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 6:21 am
036

Hypothetically, I’m a small. Hypothetically. But if it’s advertising Mint, I hypothetically may have to mock you, Shaun. But only hypothetically, so it won’t hurt so much, hypothetically.

Author
Steve Marshall
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 8:13 am
037

large, hypothetically speaking of course. See you at SXSW.

Author
Travis Isaacs
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 8:52 am
038

@Steve Marshall: Hypothetically, the shirt is going to say “I saved $30 on this free shirt so please steal my wallet and buy yourself a Mint at haveamint.com.” Does that work for you?

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 9:38 am
039

Medium (hypothetically)

Author
Travis Schmeisser
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 9:39 am
040

Medium. Thank you.

Author
cmv
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 10:28 am
041

Hypothetically, a small. But also say, hypothetically, that some folks won’t be able to come to SXSW, would you mail it? Hypothetically?

Author
Shawn Blanc
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 11:04 am
042

Hypothetically or eventually, XL. (cotton shrinks!)

Author
Michael Montgomery
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:03 pm
043

Large (hypothetically)

Author
Thomas
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:47 pm
044

My chest would like to offer its advertising services, free of charge, if you would grace it with a medium sized Mint t-shirt.

Author
Patrick Haney
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 1:39 pm
045

XL

Author
Byron McCollum
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 2:00 pm
046

Small

Author
Daniel Nicolas
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 2:44 pm
047

Hypothetically, XS. Realistically, XXL. :(

Author
wanda
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 3:21 pm
048

Medium

Author
Travis Gertz
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 3:42 pm
049

I’d say a Medium, but I would probably have to send a cyborg version of myself to Austin via hitchhike since I won’t be able to make it in the flesh. :( Or… you could ship it. :)

Author
Bryan Veloso
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 5:21 pm
050

Hypothetically, women’s small. But I’d take anything and just do t-shirt surgery if I had to. Hypothetically.

Author
Lea
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 9:36 pm
051

Grande!

Author
Merc
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 10:36 pm
052

Hypothetically, a large.

Author
Shane
Posted
Jan 23rd, 2008 11:41 pm
053

If you could hypothetically hold onto a Large until the Saturday, that’d be cool as hypothetically a plane might not land until Friday afternoon.

Author
Adam
Posted
Jan 24th, 2008 9:26 am
054

It’s not hypothetical, I’m proven to be extra large.

Author
Jay
Posted
Jan 24th, 2008 9:40 am
055

Thanks everyone. This should be an adequate sampling to make some hypothetical purchasing decisions.

Author
Shaun Inman
Posted
Jan 24th, 2008 10:01 am