Fatty Loses Some Weight

In an event that shocked both the scientific and dietetic communities, local Savannah resident Fat Bedingfield spontaneously lost approximately 170 lbs today. A source close to the obese boy band says that Fatty has fled the country in search of a black-market doctor willing to perform lipo-injection in an area other than his lips. Nobody knows when or if Fatty will ever return. Good luck Fatty, where ever you are…
Source: associated press

We’ll miss playing with you Chris, take care.

And if you’re a Fatty fan check back soon for 8 empithrees from our last (drummerless) rehearsal and keep eating those french fries.